h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So....
I'll explain what that last one was about.
The other night, after the C.C. meeting, I finally decided to get around to my homework after dinner. It was late and I was tired. Not to worry, I put on a pot of coffee. I began working on the assignment, but I had trouble keeping my eyes open. Then it dawned on me. My father had once mentioned that my mother kept decaf in the house, and everyonce in a while, she would leave it out and he would accidentally drink it. This must be what happened to me. I was drinking coffee... WITH NO CAFFEINE!!! Somewhat distraught, I decided to still press on. I raided my fridge trying to find food, energy to keep me awake. I ate lots of peanut butter, since a friend of mine once told me that it helps, amongst other things. I returned to my computer, with my newfound hope and a drive that could keep me going all night if I had to. Then.. IT happened. Mid-sentece, my screen switched off, along with my computer, and the rest of the lights on my block. Thankfully, I had been paranoid about saving, but now there was no way I could get the assignment done on time, much less find my way to my bed without hurting myself.
Anyway, now the assignment is done, so I can go back to my evolutionary process (which had slowed down due to how busy I was).