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Post 1

Ebany

Hiya sweetie.
heres a message for you.
can i plait your hair again?
bye bye!
smiley - smileysmiley - winkeye


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Post 2

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

OK

Sorry about the delay in the reply. Better late than never!


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Post 3

MrP**shead

Do you always say that to the ladies?
I little bird told me something quite to the contrary.


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Post 4

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

The use of 'little' in that sentance, I feel, is quite ironic.
Anyway, they call me polaroid for a reason, u know!


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Post 5

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

The use of 'little' in that sentance, I feel, is quite ironic.
Anyway, they call me polaroid for a reason, u know!


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Post 6

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgrh

I hate it when that happens!!!!!


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Post 7

Frogspawn

What ? Did you 'expose' too quickly or something ?
(Oh, I hate to be a superior arts student [actually, no I don't] and all that, but I think you wanted your ladies to form a queue not
a cue, unless you were planning on playing pool with them or something)!


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Post 8

Frogspawn

Which little bird, and what was her name ? (You can e-mail me privately on this matter if you want)!


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Post 9

Frogspawn

It's only you that calls yourself Polaroid, U know. (And I can never remember why!)
Don't put yourself down too quickly, or potential girlfriends might start believing you......and that would be bad.


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Post 10

Frogspawn

It was quite a funny reasoning if I remember correctly.


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Post 11

MrP**shead

It was a figure of speech, and you, being an art student, ought to have understood that.
It's just a case of rumour has it it's not big enough to plug the hole in the dyke, let alone in a dyke.


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Post 12

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Come on, dyke?
I thought she was just bi...


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Post 13

Frogspawn

How the hell would you know - you passed out too quickly to know!


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Post 14

Frogspawn

How the hell would you know - you passed out too quickly to know!


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Post 15

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Hmmm. We're not talking about the same person, I think.......


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Post 16

Frogspawn

We may be talking about the same person, but the messages have totally got out of sequence. The comment about passing out was aimed at Mr.Pisshead, not you.

So, who were *you* talking about ??


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Post 17

MrP**shead

What?
What did I miss?
Spill the beans.


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Post 18

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Thankgod for that, I eas getting worried about all that 'falling asleep' business. I thought I didn't have any memory blanks, but if I did then I wouldn't have remembered them, would I..............

PS, James, be glad you were asleep!


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Post 19

Frogspawn

Next time, don't drink so much, and you might - just might not pass out so quickly ! Then you'll know, cos you won't be asleep !


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Post 20

MrP**shead

I'm tee-total now.


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