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Post 1

Quagga

I say old chap, I'm not surprised you get no mail - it's a spelling thing.

The Fortisque StJohn Smithes always spelt themselves "Fortesque St. John Smythe". Or was that "smelt" themselves? Eh?!

Well I don't know, but do make up your mind. What?!


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Post 2

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Smithe (pronounced smythe) is just another form of smith. Exactly in the same way Saint Claire became Sinclair. In this case, Saint-John Smith merely became Stjohn Smithe. PS, who cares about spelling?


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Post 3

Quagga

No-0ne, I hope.

I just wanted to add a touch of controversy to your boring page!


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Post 4

Frogspawn

There are so many things of interest in life - why waste time discussing a name ? Oh by the way Isambard...I found the comb.


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Post 5

MrP**shead

Eh?
What part of him were you combing?
Or don't I want to know?


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Post 6

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

The long flowing hair on my head. Like all girls do!

Mmmmmmmmmmm!


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Post 7

Frogspawn

Really ? I don't remember! When are you going to get round to updating your "boring page of uninteresting ranting" ? It is getting very boring logging on to the same thing each time. Just a comment!


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Post 8

MrP**shead

Of course.
They'd better not comb it too much, you'll have none left.


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Post 9

Isambard Fortisque StJohn Smithe

Doh!


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