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mm..spoons
an apple tree Started conversation Oct 21, 1999
i vote you dedicate that time you would take writing about spoons to formulating a body lotion which, when applied generously, turns ones body into a stainless steel, spoon smelling, tasting and spoonish to the touch, spoon. you ought to distribute the lotion throughout the free world and come up with brilliant, shining advertisement campaigns, so that everybody uses it without question - this way there will be more spoons for everyone and so all the readers of your lovely spoon article will really grasp what you are trying to say as they are so familiar with spoonwear themselves 
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