h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't have a keyboard cover, thats why my keyboard is half full of coffee.

tea is better - does less damage
coke and beer are the worst

Hmmm... ~grin~... you should try removing jam...

have you tried plum sauce or mango chutney? although, they were on the mouse mat & in the mouse not on the key board.

They'll get the hint one day and make them all waterproof.

well, a fair few already are.
they are just abysmal for typing on!

They will obviously have to make them slightly better first.

Me just puts the doughnut in whole now... stops the jam leakage... ~big mouthed grin~

I keep getting doughnuts with two holes, you bite over one and jam comes flying out the other. usually to land over the mouse.

yeah, I get that too. can't manage to get a doughnut in whole without squashing it and geting leakage out of one hole anyway.

Hi mad hatter
I'm glad your so happy and that you've a new hat to add to your collection. My names Aldo the hat and I'm pretty depressed because I dont have a hat.

Then might I suggest that there is a slight flaw in you name.

People always seem to comment on that. Maybe the mad hatter could hire out some of his spares.

unfortunately, I don't appear to have any spare.

I think you should have left the (miss) alone.

maybe you are right. i just got fed up of it.

how's this? better?

I think the new version gets the point across nicely.

we'll see if it works!

Its in big friendly letters.