h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in with large box*

Mind your backs, coming through. Anyone have a step ladder handy?

Are you planning to have a party?
Is this some Christmas thing?
Am I spending way too much time on H2G2?

I suspect the answers are all yes.

If so, where's the mistletoe??

What is a carmenmirandahat?

-B-

Could you lot help put up the decorations, I've have hats enough for everyone.

And no this isn't a Christmas party, its Cakewalkers birthday.

Thanks guys and guyesses! Sorry to turn up so late! *very* flattered, though. *large* pint of Drumroll, to round off the *counts* can't remember of Caffrey's and a downer of Nasty. Shame no-one famcied going for a curry after. Ho hum. You can't win 'em all. This is *fan*tastic, though

err...where am I...
Somebody mentioned a party or something. I can't remember clearly, these damn carrots keep on shouting at me. And I'm fairly certain that Menza@@e shouldn't be pink.
Um...
due to time differences, I wasn't sure when Cakewalker's party was meant to start, so I plundered the bar and started drinking about ten hours ago. I'm not drunk, though. Really. I'm shober.
Oh, and a very happy birthday, Cakewalker.
Has it started?
*Peregrin walks into a pillar and lays himself peacefully out on the floor*

*takes an ice pack to Peregrin*

Hiya! Which bit of the world are you in, btw.?

I'm not entirely certain...last time I checked it was the UK. This place currently looks like the Caribbean, but I suspect that's the Smirnoff.

Considering we're housemates, I think I can help tell you where you are... I think the answer's Poland.... I don't know - I seem to have slept through most of the Party. That Drumroll's strong!

Of course! What would be the point of drinking it otherwise?

Considering it's virtual anyway, an interesting question...

Virtual inebriation is the worst kind, the police have to drill a hole in your head to do the breathalyzer on you. Virtual hangovers are unbelievably painful, but can be wished away, unlike the other kind. Sorry I missed the party, I was entertaining a Brazilian insurance agent, got blotto, and now I'm worth sixty million cruzados ($.12), if I get lucky and die. But, what a great night.

Damn, Put all the decoration up and then lost the party. Oh well have to get drunk now and make up.

We can always use them to celebrate Christmas!!!

Hang on, this is the guide. There are so many registered researchers that there must be at least one of them having a birthday every day of the year. So even if we don't know who they actually are we can still have a party for them and if they turn up so much the better.

Great Thinking!!! Let's PARTY!!!!
(Have to wait 'til January for my birthday, though....)

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear duh dum dum,
happy birthday to yooouuuuuuuuu!!!!

A very happy unbirthday to you.....

Happy Norweigen Flightless Ducks Day.

So now that that is settled, anyone want a