A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 3, 1999
That must have been the fastest pub refurbishment in history!
OK - Guinness for me, and whatever Grim Squeaker wants.
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Nov 3, 1999
*scribbles 'Thanks I will have a thimbleful of Hodgesaargh's Old Whimsical'*
*uses tiny scythe as an ice pick to climb up onto the bar*
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Menza Posted Nov 3, 1999
OK, Guiness and old Whimsical. Interesting combination
So whats everyone up to this evening?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 3, 1999
Any "Black Sheep" in Mens**se?
If so, I would love one, or two, or three, oh five then 
Hi Grim!
*grabs tiny scythe and uses it to open the bottle top*
Cheers !!!
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Nov 3, 1999
*scribbles 'See what I mean - he is a bully and he tries to eat my notes.' and hands it to Menz
*scribbles 'You better watch it pal, you are starting to meddle with forces beyond your comprehension' and hands it to Sidney
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Menza Posted Nov 3, 1999
*hand over a few bottles of Black Sheep to Sidney*
*and a new pad of post-its to Squeaker*
Anyone got some strepsils?
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 3, 1999
It's all right, Squeaker, I'm aware of your powers.
In fact, I'm really glad to have bumped into you tonight, because (lowers voice conspiratorially) there's a little job I'd like you to do.
I can't go into too much detail here, but it would involve an ex-boss of mine and a death by a thousand tiny scythe cuts. Get my drift? There'd be a pound of best Gruyere in it for you - and believe me, you'd be making all my ex-colleagues very happy. 
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Nov 3, 1999
*scribbles 'It would be a pleasure - I take they are at the very least metaphorically a rat?'*
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Azariphale Posted Nov 3, 1999
Offers strepsils in return for a pint of London Pride
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 3, 1999
Grim, I'm always meddling with the dark force!!
Ask your boss, he knows me well!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 3, 1999
Ok, I'll ask, do you have a sore throat Menz?
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 3, 1999
A certain ex-boss of mine is going to have more than a sore throat soon!
(Shakes Grim Squeaker's bony paw and exits, smirking). 
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Nov 3, 1999
*scribbles 'How did you get it? It is not life threatening one hopes?'*
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Menza Posted Nov 3, 1999
Yes I have a sore thoat. I actually wince every time I swallow, and I found out earlier on today that yawning is not a good idea. 
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Cakewalker Posted Nov 3, 1999
Ooh. Nasty Sure we've got a nice soothing ale here for it. Drumroll can be a bit, um, spontaneous (if the name is anything to go by), but I'll have a pint anyway as I rather like it Beats The Registry's (Bass) London Pride last night that was warm. And not well kept
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- 1: Menza (Nov 3, 1999)
- 2: The Grim Squeaker (Nov 3, 1999)
- 3: Ormondroyd (Nov 3, 1999)
- 4: Menza (Nov 3, 1999)
- 5: The Grim Squeaker (Nov 3, 1999)
- 6: Menza (Nov 3, 1999)
- 7: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 3, 1999)
- 8: The Grim Squeaker (Nov 3, 1999)
- 9: Menza (Nov 3, 1999)
- 10: Ormondroyd (Nov 3, 1999)
- 11: The Grim Squeaker (Nov 3, 1999)
- 12: Azariphale (Nov 3, 1999)
- 13: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 3, 1999)
- 14: Ormondroyd (Nov 3, 1999)
- 15: Menza (Nov 3, 1999)
- 16: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 3, 1999)
- 17: Ormondroyd (Nov 3, 1999)
- 18: The Grim Squeaker (Nov 3, 1999)
- 19: Menza (Nov 3, 1999)
- 20: Cakewalker (Nov 3, 1999)
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