h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sweet Jesus, it's 4am and the only god-damned thing on The Cartoon Network that's been worth watching since midnight is The Magic Roundabout.

What is the point of having a 24-hour all-cartoon television station, if you're going to fill the witching hours with nonsensical rubbish like Blinky f**king Bill, The god-forsaken Fruitties and some deranged nonsense called Tabaluga? These are kids shows for the love of Christ. Toddler's television. What child is awake between the hours of midnight and 6am other than the glue-sniffing orphans hanging around King's Cross and babies in the throes of a cot-death?

The only people awake and watching television at 3am are the terminally insane, the unemployed, students (same thing) and the insomniacs of the world (into which I fall). So why the f**k do I have to put up with children's nonsense when hours earlier, during prime-time when I can't watch them anyway, we're blessed with shows like Dexter's Laboratory, Pinky and The Brain, I Am Weasel and all the other class shows that truly are wasted on kids?

Hear this schedulers, if this matter isn't adressed within the next month or so (and I know you're reading), then prepare to be firebombed into submission. I have an army you know...