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Memories of the Farnes Islands Lighthouse
Sunshine Started conversation Oct 17, 1999
The lighthouse laughed when it saw us coming. "You'll never catch cod with a line like that," it burbled. Nick is sick over the side of the boat as Uncle Charles hauls in 6 grumpy fish with gobs like man-traps.
"Just you behave," I replied, taking the measure of its ice-cream castle colours of white and red. "I'll have words with you when I get home."
That night as I sleep my tiny legs slipped and slid across the seaweedy shore beckoned by the lighthouse. Climbing the steps that wind around the side I find a door. "Just what I was looking for," I remark as I drop my pants and have a pee.
Moments later.
"I didn't want to, Mummy." I call up to her as she leans over the bed and lifts the sheets. "I thought I had gone to the toilet." "That's alright," she said and I quickly pulled the damp vest I was wearing over my head.
The next morning I wet the bed deliberately. I am lying there feeling cold, so I have a pee to keep warm. That was the last time I wet my bed. I was at least 6, perhaps 7.
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