h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow... sounds tricky... good job of it though!

Hullo Irene dah dah dah dah. Just rolled down your site. How do you do the cool stuff? The best thing I've ever done online is buy EMC stock at $24.

Hmm... I think my ignorance of HTML (you see, never used it, though I have done a lot of programing) helps a bit... so if you're at that point, I believe you can do anything that I have done.

Also, there are a lot of people on h2g2 that can help... If you have a particular question, I can answer it for you... But right now I have no idea what you want to know, and, as such, cannot give you an all-encompasing answer.

Awaiting your questions,
Tata, tootles, and Cheerios

Howdy ho! It is hard to believe that it has been eight weeks since I met you.... this deserves a mention... somewhere

That's a pretty good trick I have, isn't it?

Eight weeks already, sh*t, I better feed the cats.

I'm sorry.. I've moved on since then (looooooong time ago, wot?)... anyways, I'm over at u99947... visit me sometime. oh, wait, you have

I'm sorry.. I've moved on since then (looooooong time ago, wot?)... anyways, I'm over at u99947... visit me sometime. oh, wait, you have