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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 2, 2000
I'm the President of BlainesFreet™, Ltd. It's officially a JavaScript brokering service, but since we're apparently isolated, I'll tell you that it's also an information gathering system. People are /bound/ to notice I'm missing [strange flickering effect around him for an instant] so my Second In Command would send out some feelers to find out where I am. [the strange flickering happens again] From there, they should use my teleporter, if they get it to work, and then --
[Suddenly, YK starts glowing green brightly. He fades out, with the green still there. The green fades out a moment later. Throughout this whole strange effect which added a fortune to the budget, a warbling tremolo is audible. YK is now gone.]
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jan 2, 2000
Shame, I was going to ask him if he wanted to be a Freak (c) http://www.h2g2.com/A239258 I think he fits the bill quite well 
What about you then Olli?
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Olli Posted Jan 2, 2000
Umm,
Dunno,
what are those pictures on the page which I cant see?
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jan 2, 2000
A problem.
They're meant to be http://et.cetera.homepage.com/freaks.JPG but homepage.com doesn't do.. *offsite file requests.*
So I've sent them to the POST thingy but haven't got a reply from the great orange yet.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jan 12, 2000
Yes, Olli, MadMunk is an orange.
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN????
Have I not been going around aying that for ages ?? Have I not been telling the world how MadMunk is an orange??? Is it not very obvious??
Duh, man, MadMunk is an orange.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Jan 13, 2000
"Does he know?"
*snorts*
Hahahaha
Course he knows. I've never seen anyone protest so much in my life!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 9, 2000
[materializes the same way he dematerialized, only this time he fades /in/, not /out/.] Me neither!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Feb 9, 2000
YK is not an orange.
MadMunk is. (heh)
Orange
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 10, 2000
Good question. Now, Olli, are you referring to Neil Diamond? Did I spell his first name right? No? Then is it Niel? I thought so.
Orange
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 27, 2000
Neiel Diamond is the writer of the song "I am I said," which I am not making up:
/I am I said
/To no one there
/And no one heard at all, not
/Even the chair
Orange
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 29, 2000
And that's just one of the songs Neil wrote! In "Play me," he uses this:
/Songs she sang to me,
/Songs she brang to me...
Insipid, ain't it?
[singing to Neil's song "Song Sung Blue"] Song Sung Blue, [to a bouncy song] I'm Skippy the Kangaroo! [to a song from "The Pirates of Penzance"] And it sometimes is a plurdled thing to be a kangaroo.
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