h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

have you ever screwed a porcupine??

ok dude, that is ruled out as one of those ALMOST anything questions. NO comment.

Have you ever seen a five-armed naked monkey covered in syrup running accross the street??

only if you count as a monkey!!!!!!!!

I don't have five arms, have never been covered in syrup, and rarely ever do I run accross streets (i am normally driving on them -- when will you be doing that??)

When will I be doing what, kicking you little rear?!?!?! Tomorrow if your lucky!!!! In about a minute if your not! No more stupid questions.

I was accually talking about driving