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Bloody giraffes...

Post 1

Bob the Dancing Monk

Literally, actually. When I beamed to the surface from that Vogon ship, the Dentrassi were 'so kind' as to put me in the middle of one of their zoos in the giraffe pen. Of course, Vogon transporters are renowned for their bad aim, so I got transported directly into the soon-to-be-dead carcass of a giraffe. I was a bit put out.


Bloody giraffes...

Post 2

Uncle Mikey

You think you've got problems? Imagine how the giraffe felt!


Bloody giraffes...

Post 3

Uncle Mikey

The entry on giraffes has been moved to a separate user page so that I can use the home page for other babbling.s


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