h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I am working on my car today its a 17 year old SAAB 99, and its in very good condition but today the cluch pin busted like it dose every 20,000 miles! I am quite good at fixing it it needs 3 hands to do it but there is only room for 1.So here is the instructions on how its don.
Firstly you have to be 6ft5ins like me and way 16 1/2 stone.Then you sit on the seat upside down with your head upside down in the peddel bay and you have to stay like this for about an hour so that your blood starts to ozze out you ears.
Then with your left hand hold down the clutch peddel and with your right hand manipulate the pin and the retaining catch out of the hole
NB:- bad language is remomended and a few elastoplasts too!
With that compleed the hard part is next getting the new pin in!
Swap hands so that your right hand is now holding the clutch peddel and slide the new pin in and then puch over the retaining clip thee the job is done.
You should alow 3 to 4 hours to do this as you need lots of timefor endless chatting to naighbours and drinking of coffee and tha fact that you will drop the new pin at the very least 20 times. But mainly you have become weged in the car upside down and the wife has gon out and you are stuck till she returns.
And i still cannot work out how to get auto spell coredtion to work here.