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An Udder Doping Scandal!
Ormondroyd Started conversation Aug 11, 2004
As the world limbers up for the Olympics, I find shocking evidence that no competition is safe from drug scandals these days. This just in from ABC News: ‘In an unlikely Australian doping scandal, four people have been banned from an agricultural show for injecting performance enhancing substances into cows' udders to enlarge them, officials said Tuesday. 
‘Two cow owners and two groomers, who were not named, have been disqualified and excluded from competition for so-called "udder tampering" at the Royal Queensland Show in the eastern city of Brisbane... Other farmers are suspected of having glued show cows' teats shut 
to stop milk leakage - a problem that has apparently plagued Australia's highly competitive agricultural show circuit for years.’
The full horrifying story can be read here: http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040810_1421.html?INTERNATIONALad=true .
Now that’s what I call stooping low for success... 
An Udder Doping Scandal!
Phil Posted Aug 11, 2004
I just read this in the paper. Shocking indeed.
I guess that some people just want to win.
An Udder Doping Scandal!
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Aug 11, 2004
Is nothing sacred? 
An Udder Doping Scandal!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Aug 11, 2004
OK then, how many of the Miss World competitors are/were complete strangers to silicon or hormonal treatments?
An Udder Doping Scandal!
Santragenius V Posted Aug 11, 2004
Well - at least I don't think they had any parts glued shut.....
An Udder Doping Scandal!
Zak T Duck Posted Aug 11, 2004
From last week: China to hold Miss Plastic Surgery contest
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3533680.stm
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Aug 11, 2004
I hope they glue themselves shut. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Aug 11, 2004
What utter bull.
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An Udder Doping Scandal!
- 1: Ormondroyd (Aug 11, 2004)
- 2: Santragenius V (Aug 11, 2004)
- 3: Phil (Aug 11, 2004)
- 4: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Aug 11, 2004)
- 5: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Aug 11, 2004)
- 6: Santragenius V (Aug 11, 2004)
- 7: Zak T Duck (Aug 11, 2004)
- 8: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Aug 11, 2004)
- 9: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Aug 11, 2004)
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