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With those rapping abilities, you just might win.

I'm searching for the best candidate, and I must say Merkin, you do present a strong case. Devoting an entire user page to your campaign is most impressive.

However, I'd like to hear your position on the following question:

If elected mayor of London, how will you balance your time between your mayoral duties and your softball duties?

hey, you've got my vote (if i bribe you can i be the mayor's treasurer?)

What is all this??? No! You can't vote for Merkin! Besides, have you seen his picture (I don't think it's on the official site yet, but) it's demented! And all that rhyming would get annoying!! And I'd make everything free! EVERYTHING, I tell you!!!

What, are you also running or something?

(and you still haven't found that yet)

Yes...Fenchurch is running! All the candidates so far are available for viewing....at the official Virtual Mayor Site
shazz

.....and congrats on your Election office Merkin ....a very impressive...and quick..... response!
shazz

And quick responses is exactly what you'll get from the mayoral office when I'm installed.

In respnce to the question regarding sharing my mayoral duties, with my responsiblities to provide karmic support to the softball team. Not a problem. Since most of my constituents spend much of their spare time on the club house, as a mayor of the people, for that I am, it would help me help the good people of this fair city, if I held all my mayoral surgeries in the clubhouse, therefore being on hand to answer any and all questions.

Anyway, must fly, babies to kiss etc.

P.S. I am not demented. Stylishly corrupt, yes, but not demented. I'm saving that for my second term campaign.

Yes indeed you can. I feel it is important for anyone holding the purse strings of London to be open to all forms of reciprocal remunerative covert contracts.

Hmmmmmm!! More scandal huh!
shazz

All those that give Merkin a vote,
I won't molest with a stoat,
All those that don't,
Or simply just won't,
Had best cover up with a coat.

Why thankyou Fenny. My limerickers have been in training for many moons now! Might I say that you're cutting quite a dash in the rogue's gallery. I fear my limericks may not be enough. BTW, have you ever considered joining a cult?

They just get better and better!!

With Merkin the Mayor of the City,
He'll dig deep in the chancellor's kitty,
And if he can't budget,
He'll make do and smudge it,
And pretend that the Kitty was sh.... had diarrhoea.