h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That sure worked. Can I see the actual script here?



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Who's Online?

That's the code. You can stick it in any of the pages you create, or on your main page (notice the 'edit page' option on your page?), so you'll know who's lurking about.

Ummm, what else? Oh, no HTML at all in these forums here, but if you type a : - ) without the spaces you get a instead. I made a small tutorial on the smileys and all that over here: http://www.h2g2.com/P91478 ages ago.

Any other questions?

Tres bien merci!

Um, borrowing from one of my favourite movies, my questions are:

1) What is the fastest animal on earth?

2) Should I fake my orgasms?

3) What is Guide ML? (OK, I lied about that one being from the movie)

TTFN! C

1) The fastest animal on earth is a man who has noticed a sign reading "free beer". Or a cheetah.

2) Only if you think it's necessary. Have you tried ***deleted by the management***. So, when you're upside down, get the aerosol cheese and ever so delicately ***deleted again by management*** and right at the right moment, stick the ***you get the idea*** into his ***A-HEM! What does he think this is, the Kama Sutra Guide to the Galaxy?***. Neat, eh? You'll make so much noise, the neighbors will think you're torturing baboons.

3) This is GuideML: http://www.h2g2.com/A155701

Give me some hard questions. Come on!

Hey Spartus - that worked like a charm - thanks! Since the neighbors already thought I was raising baboons for spare organ parts, they didn't even bother calling the police this time. Thanks for the ML Guide guide!

** goes off muttering trying to think of a really hard question **

How goes it? You've quieted down a bit recently.

Bonsoir! Yes, some quiet, some noise. I am getting around the puter more, but not consistently. You've been your usual hilarious self wherever I look in. I was just checking out Kate's www.whatsthatline.com - how totally beautiful! Well, gotta run again of course, but I shall return! C

Oh, and I thought I was being dead serious, too. Damn.