h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A letter arrives printed on expensive looking cream coloured paper, done up in caligraphy in silver ink.*

To the Respected Miss Lil:

I regret that this invitation is being sent out late, but your skills come highly recomended to me from several of my current guests. I would be delighted if you would attend the party currently being held at my homepage at http://www.h2g2.com/U151637. A place will most definately be set for you, if you choose to RSVP in the positive.

Perhaps I should explain about my party. This is an invitation to a dinner and a mystery, Agatha Christie style. There are members of both STUMPED and CHOPPERS in attendance, but no weapons are to be brought into the house by any of the guests. All weapons must be checked at the door.

Thank you so very much for considering my invitation,

Respectfully yours,
Lord Reflection

My Dear Lord Reflection,

I apologise for my belated reply to your belated invitation, but IRL matters have distracted me.

It would give me great pleasure to attend your party. Are there any restrictions on items of magical provenance?

I remain,
Yours truly,
Asteroid Lil
(PS Graphic Detail,
Venerable One of Continuity,
HRASC,
Apostate CoTB,
Team Astrologer to Rambling Misfits)

I suppose that would depend on your intentions whith your magical items. No weapons are allowed. I will leave it up to you to define "weapon". I trust your judgement.