h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And what a pleasant place this is. I would like to partake in some beverages if you could supply me with some.
There don't seem to be that many people in your Space-Place pub at the moment, but I'm sure business will pick up soon.

I'll pop in again soon

YEH'VE GOT TER GIVE IT A CHANCE!!! IT'S ONLY BIN OPEN TWO MINUTES!!!

Your caring Barkeep,
Mouse Matt

Ah, maybe to you. To me (in my strange, Pan-Dimensional world) it's been open precisely 348 million days.

I'm just off to brush my purple elephant so he can blow big, healthy snot bubbles.

Would you like to purchase thge complete purple elephant grooming kit?
Only 59 credits inc. VAT. Product description:

Help your purple elephant on its way towards blowing healthy green snot bubbles! This simple easy to use kit caontains all of the tools needed to keep your purple elephant perky! Now includes shampoo and dryer!*







*not always guaranteed to work

Oh and by the way, I had my nose stuck to the 'G' on my keyboard when I typed that, so there are a lot of out of place 'G's in that message.

and I had my ear stuck to the 'O'

I don't suppose you have one that makes them blow yellow snot bubbles do you? It's just that my elephant doesn't like green.

Why? Does it have any allergies to green? We don't do yellow but have a fine assortment of pink and purple snot bubble blowing kits.

No, it has an addiction to the colour. Whenever it sees green it just wants to dance like a rabid cow which has been genetically spliced with a Frinjiood Kangani.

Pink will do just fine, thanks