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Ash Started conversation Oct 4, 1999
As soon as I found out about this site I knew it would be a perfect stomping ground for your bizarre talents my friend. Luckily for us they don’t have a web-cam facility.
How are you getting without spitting?
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9-O-Jellyclock Posted Oct 5, 1999
Well if ya do it real quick and rub it into the carpet before a redcoat sees ya, its OK.
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Paul the Brake Posted Dec 7, 1999
A Red Coat eh! don't tell me you have been to Butlins
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9-O-Jellyclock Posted Dec 8, 1999
THEY said it was Butlins, but I have my doubts.
Here are my reasons ...
The rubber gloves. Why would a Redcoat wear rubber gloves? And I'm talking Marigold Industrial here, not that tissue thin latex stuff they wear at Pontins.
Guests with freshly stitched incisions on their heads.
The fresh incision on my head! I went into the changing rooms and when I woke up it was 2 days later. I found myself compulsively dangling a wet tea-bag from the window on a piece of cotton, all the time thinnking my name was 'Bertha' and that there was something I had to do ...
Since when was the head of Butlins called 'Dr?'
I don't understand. I wish I could get this silly coat off ...
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Feb 25, 2000
Are you a jelly baby?
Well wobble on down here then!!!
Love your poems.I guess I'm just a romantic at heart.
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Paul the Brake Posted Feb 25, 2000
What Poems??? Please tell me as I havn't read any of them yet,
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