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Outcast Wine Bottle Corks
Silver Surfer 67 Started conversation Oct 1, 1999
I am very concerned regarding the treatment handed out to wine bottle corks. I believe that not only should the European Court of Justice look into this matter regarding the shoddy treatment meeted out to the unfortunate cylindrical forms. But equally, I believe that the world should provide a significant amount of money to ensure that these used corks (for that is what they are after they have been ejected from their abodes - be they a decent Mersault or even a jolly Pommard) are provided with decent housing and a welfare income to support them in their future needs.
We must ensure before the Millenium is out that all used corks are in fact accounted for and duly ensconced in their new abodes!
10p in the £ on Income Tax is what I say.
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