h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We're gonna get storms on Saturday accoring to this, so we are gonna get one soon, we haven't had any rain here, not even a drizzle. It's just gettin' a bit breezey, people are going home as well now, it's starting to get a little bit quieter, I rekon i'm gettin' a head ache, but don't quote me on that.

It's never happened before but I don't think this coffee is helping all to much, i rekon it's just my brain, it's kinda half awake and all the coffee in the world I don't think will make a difference, I'm gettin' warm, maybe I should lay off having another coffee methinks.

Sounds like quitting the coffee'd be a good idea. Try some water.
I don't want a storm Saturday, my parents are coming and they're not confident drivers enough for stormy driving.
Danmit!!! I want a storm now!!!

The circumstances aren't suspicious or anything. Apparently it was natural causes, although it does seem very strange.

What got me was the sniffer dogs, and how they were described as being better than machines and have an intense 8 week train schedule so that could wonder around the London underground. I mean I know that what sniffer dogs do but that seems pretty cruel to me, why can't we just train the police or people to hunt out that sh*t rather than lettin' the dogs take any possible "blasts". If ya follow, sorry if that sounds like a bag of bollocks, it just doesn't seem normal making an animal do a humans work.

Makes perfect sense to me that in this foul year of our lord they force 'lesser beasts' to run the risks they deem humans to important for. Arrogant, self rightous motherfuckers. GGRRRR!
Who's that dude again? Did you say he was the leader of the BNP?

I didn't realise they were coming here on Saturday, that's cool, it's been ages since i've had a day off when they've been round, I assume they'll be here in the morning.

I'm on the water now, but lighter than the old coffee.

I just spoke to a customer called Mrs. Doyle, it made me chuckle.

Yeah, I can see why. Did you congratulate her on having a cool name?

John Tyndall, founder of BNP (in 1982), he was going to court with the current leader of the BNP Nick Griffin (took over in 1999) on Thursday for race hate crimes.

There's also talks of a tabacco crackdown, including smuggling of the sh*t, over a quater of cigarette and 75% of hand rolling tabacco in the coutry is un-taxed. It's an attempt to combat smoking related deaths in the country, BUT Simon Clark says, "Smoking is legal so people should be perfectly entitled to buy as much tobacco for their own use as they want." Basically "Kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out".

She didn't say anything about Father Ted and she wasn't Irish so the novelty was kind of limited, but still, I giggled.

So dispite the endless deaths caused by tobbacco people are free to excersise their right to smoke but the zero death attributed to 'shrooms they're illegal??????????????????
With sound logic like that I can see why these dickheads are running the fucking country. God it gets me SO INCREDABLY FUCKING ANNOYED!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!

It's a f*cking crock!!! If they'd looked at the f*cking facts they'd realise how stupid they're being about it, and alcohol. Heaven forbide independent though. "One of us! One of us!". Scary thought.

I'll see you in a bit dude, just about to head out, get petrol and then come home.

See you sooooon!!!