h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey you!

I found ya, sorry about all that, it appears you managed to get on though, after this messge if ya just keep replying to this it'll basically work as an instant message thing.

How was your trek into town? Did ya get everything done that you needed to do? I assume it didn't rain. You ok?

Big hugs dude.

This has been a fucking arse, I couldn't find you and when I did it wouldn't let me 'post' whatever that is. Town was crap, to hot and I got asked my gender by some prepubecent school brat. The cheek! Got done what I needed to but I'm screwed for cash. Doh!!! Congrats on your good news dude, it'll come in handy.

It will indeed. Thanks dude.

You should've pummled the little sh*t, f*cking arse!

I hope you get on ok with this dude, it's gonna save a lot of phone credit.

Sucks on the cash front dude, but at least the goods are being delivered. Did you get some milk?

It's pay day soon dude, and that extra cash should be a good safety net for the bills and stuff, I rekon I owe you some cash anyway, for the phone bill. And there's some outstanding from last month isn't there?

I'm trying to get into Satan Speaks, I started it again today 'cos it's a bit quieter. I left the Simpsons comics at home and this was luckily, still in my car. What you up to now you're back home, besides being on the net? Funnily enough I could go for a Carry on Movie right now, I have to agree they can numb the brain better than day time TV and zombie flicks put together.

I explained how he'd have trouble losing his virginity if he couldn't tell the difference between boys and girls. I did get milk, just need time to make a coffee, I've got 4 conversations going on at the mo. Sigh. Dan's gonna post the stuff tomorrow, so it'll be here soon. I've given him permission to use it til then. You can try reading that `here if you like? I've got some shit to do tonight anyway. We can watch the Carry On flick as well if you like? I could do it again.
P.S. You owe me £137 all in all.

Zombie flicks do not numb the brain! They excite, educate and open your mind to new possibilities. Deary me.

OK dude, it just depends on when I get home, I may want a read later but then I may not, it just kind of depends. What stuff you gotta do tonight?

I'll see if i'm still in the mood for a Carry on flick tonight, I guess what I really meant was that I wanted to curl up on the couch or the bean bag and watch it together. But don't quote me on the Carry On movie, I may want to watch something else so I'll think of some alternatives.

I could go for a coffee, I got my lunch break at twenty to two so i'll be away for half an hour. If you've got a lot of conversations on the go dude, don't worry about being delayed in any replies, I know you're not ignoring me, or at least I hope you won't anyway.

Do you mean you placed an "order" (an oz)? Excellent.

As for the cash I owe you then I'll see what I can square up when the bills have gone, it should be a good chunk though. And you wanted 50 for the rowing machine? We need that thing dude, I need some exercise.

Any ideas on tea?

Jacket potatos?
The Lincoln Echo have asked for comments on the 'shroom law, I'm gonna give them one. You should to.
I ordered a half because I'm broke, I used my 'buffer' so I now have no money at all.
I'm not ignoring you at all, just busy. I wish I could type faster,my wrists are starting to ache.

Zombie movies are excellent and can be quite gripping and gory, I meant that if you're monged out and caned and watching Dawn of the Dead or something like that, then it's just cool to mong out. What I should have said was it's cool to chill with a zombie movie, you were right in your statement, "deary me" indeed.

I'm gonna be away from my computer for a bit whilst i'm on my lunch break so i'm not ignoring you, i'm just not here. I'm stupidly hungry.

It's cool to be able to speak to you like this dude, it's so much easier than using my phone, and I'm allowed to do this so, wey hey. Thanks for signing up and talking to me, Big Hug!

Not a problem, it was the logical step really. I've no credit, no money and this doesn't cost anything. Way hay! And with the amont I'm online at the mo it makes sense, it'd be harsh to cut you out.
Enjoy your din-dins dude, I'll speak to you soon.
Fare thee well, for now.....

I'm back dude, I did. enjoy my din-din very much, and I found 50p so I'm gonna get a Snickers later.

I thought you didn't trust the potatos we had, there's two in the cuboard, jacket potato sized, they looked alright to me the last time I checked them, I'll let you confirm that but jackets sound cool for tea tonight.

Half's cool, it's still a valuable contribution, thanks dude. You know when I get paid I'll get us a deal in as well.

I will send in my opinion to the Lincoln Echo, most definatly, how do you do it? I can't believe they banned 'shrooms, f*ckin' wankers!

Hey, I'll be home soon dude, last half of the day and everything. I could murder a toke!!! And a coffee, but I can solve one of those problems.

I've managed to get through one or two chapters of Satan Speaks, it's a cool book but I'm just a little dazed to read it all at once if ya get what I mean, it's pretty handy it being set out like essays, I can pick it up and put it down as and when.

Not meaning to sound cheeky but have you been reading your book much lately? I've just been motoring through those Simpsons comics, they're such a light read and the Simpsons are just cool anyway.

You still there dude?

Yeah, I'm still here. Been reading it in really little bites, I wanna be sure it all goes in. Any idea why this keeps stoping me from typing? And I'm pretty sure that 'You've got company' thing ain't positive? Which essays have you read so far? Given you some ideas?

Not so much at the moment but i'm only on page 15, it's pretty interesting, what he writes about is just thought provoking. I don't know what ideas it's gonna me though, I'll need to read a bit more I rekon.

I know what ya mean though, i've just not been in the mood for reading heavy material right now, I think it's the weather, too hot, too drowsey, shorter attention span, when I get reading sometime I just start dozing off, which I guess is why I have that tired feeling when I'm here.

Is it just stopping you from typing on the website or on AOL, i'm positive that's just your AOL messenger, I was watching it and whenever it said the company thing something changed on it. I sent Jen a text saying hey and said that you were online, could it have been Jen signing on?

You wouldn't happen to have a hug the for me when I get home would you?

Maybe, a small one.
The typing thing's happening on everything.
I'm with you on the reading thing, as much as it upsets me sometimes the best sleeping pill is a good book.
Thanks for giving Jen a heads up, we're nattering now.

I'll look forward to that and it's no problem, tell her I said "hey" and big hug!

It does annoy me sometimes too, with knowing that i'm not much into reading right now I sometimes open the book, take a look at the text and then just can't be bothered to even try it, I just don't wanna start reading and not take it in. Especially with this one 'cos this guy has a lot to say. Speaking of which though, my eyes are getting droopy, I'm gonna grab that Snickers and a Coffee now.

I'm getting blagged by that office "white noise", you know when you go into a room full of people talking, or into the Baths and you're just hit by that hectic babble? A fix of chocolate and caffiene should do the trick.

I know exactly what you mean, and few things are gauranteed to annoy me quicker. That constant, undeciferable droan. Urgh! Nearly done dude.
I frequantly find myself wanting to read and not being able to, it really frustrates me. Don't find that I can't be arsed though, I think that's just you. Tehe.

It's not that I can't be arsed, I just know that if I start reading I'm gonna get to the end of the chapter and be like "OK, what have I just read?".

The only other thing that gets on my tit, and I think every job has one, my phone beeps once before a call come through, it's mainly that and the drone, but still, you're right, not long to go, just gotta keep my head down and not look at the clock.

It's gotten a bit more gloomy now, I may be a lil' late getting home 'cos I'm gettin' petrol on the way back, as I said this morning. I'm sleep, I might need another coffee to tackle this.

It's raining!!!!!!

Or at least it was. Sigh. Bloody weather, I want a storm. Grumble.

Do you know that since the London bombings they've trained sniffer dogs to patrol the tube stations?

The founder of the BNP (John Tyndall) has also been found dead, he was meant to be in court on Thursday facing race hate charges with Nick Griffin.

I wish I had something a bit more worth while to say, dammit, all I have is one or two news tibits. Dammit

Really?! That's interesting. What's the cause of death?
News titbits are the best conversation makers!