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Post 1

PedanticBarSteward

I have just discovered a really awesome statistic (about my life).

In the past twelve years, I have bought more mobile telephones than I have done shirts. Not bad going for someone who seldom makes telephone calls of any sort!

I am not quite sure what I can deduce from this.

smiley - erm


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Post 2

aka Bel - A87832164

Not bad for a mobilephobic like you are. smiley - laugh


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Post 3

PedanticBarSteward

THAT is what is so terrifying!!smiley - wah


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Post 4

aka Bel - A87832164

Oh, but you gave away most of them (or they were 'taken' away), so I'd say you are allowed to reduce the number. smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Icy North

Time to buy a new shirt.

(Oh, when I first read that word above, I missed the letter R out)


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Post 6

PedanticBarSteward

The shirts don't wear out or need replacing because the operator yhas changed the system and (B'El) nobody here has yet stolen any of my shirts (off my back or otherwise)!


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Post 7

aka Bel - A87832164

They probably don't have the correct size. smiley - tongueincheek


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