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Limericks - add TWO lines

Post 1

Not-so-bald-eagle


Adding two lines to a limerick will, hopefully, give you more scope to 'direct' a limerick. Obviously, with this system, ending a limerick doesn't automatically mean you'll start the next one.

So to get the ball rolling :

There was a new grocer in Kent (1)
Who thought his bananas were bent (2)


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Post 2

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

He got them from poole
Cause he thought they were cool


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Post 3

Not-so-bald-eagle


There was a new grocer in Kent (1)
Who thought his bananas were bent (2)
He got them from poole
Cause he thought they were cool
Straightening 'em was loads of cash spent (5)

There was a cute dog in the street (1)


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Post 4

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Who had twenty-nine different feet(2)
Smoe red some blue(3)


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Post 5

Not-so-bald-eagle


There was a cute dog in the street (1)
Who had twenty-nine different feet(2)
Some red some blue(3)
Indeed, many a hue (4)
Hard not to notice when you meet (5)




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Post 6

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

There was an old man from Dundee(1)
Who had Kippers on sunday tea(2)


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Post 7

Not-so-bald-eagle

There was an old man from Dundee(1)
Who had Kippers on sunday tea(2)
When his wife was away, (3)
he'd eat kippers all day (4)


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Post 8

PedanticBarSteward

There was an old man from Dundee,(1)
Who had Kippers on Sunday for tea.(2)
When his wife was away, (3)
He'd eat kippers all day, (4)
With his girl friend - who sat on his knee. (5)

A builder from Burton-on-Trent, (1)


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Post 9

Not-so-bald-eagle


A builder from Burton-on-Trent, (1)
Himself lived in a tatty tent (2)
When the winter came (3)


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Post 10

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

He dressed as a dame(4)
And moved to the middle of Kent(5)


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Post 11

Not-so-bald-eagle


There was a young man in Peru (1)
He spent all his time at the zoo (2)


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Post 12

philostein

There was a young man in Peru (1)
He spent all his time at the zoo (2)
He fancied the llamas (3)
Had nicked his pyjamas (4)


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Post 13

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

And Borrowed his Bootlaces too (5)

Whilst Listening to Radio 4 (1)


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Post 14

philostein

I got a burn from the Aga's main door
I then slipped on The Guardian


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Post 15

philostein

Whilst Listening to Radio 4 (1)
I got a burn from the Aga's main door (2)
I then slipped on The Guardian (3)
Ripped a hole in my cardigan (4)
And dropped hummus all over the floor (5)

Sorry, ending my own lines - they didn't seem to inspire anyone!




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Post 16

daffodilgold

There was a young woman from Chard,
Who slipped on a bit of dropped lard.


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Post 17

waiting4atickle


There was a young woman from Chard,
Who slipped on a bit of dropped lard.
And after so slipping
She found herself dripping


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