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Post 1

what you know as km

There's a box of Nutri-Grain bars on my desk.

They're my roommates. She put them there when she got back from Gainesville last night.

I was going to go back and put the apostrophe in "roommate's" just now, but when I read it over, I realised it's a hell of a lot better than the story I was actually going to tell. So screw the real story. The Nutri-Grain bars are my roommates... the end.


Sunbeams will soon shine through.

Post 2

Emmy, Baroness Bikini Beachwear Babe of Bubsterland

Congratulations! It's hard to find a compatible roommate.

Nutri Grain bars are quiet, nutritious, full of flavor and they don't make a big mess.

Just watch for those wild parties they throw. All their cereal friends come over and I'm telling you it's one wild night. That Captain Crunch is a real party animal. And don't even get me started on Tony the Tiger.


Sunbeams will soon shine through.

Post 3

what you know as km

There's a sign on our door that says "Your roommate shouldn't be your only food." I put it up a few weeks ago. It never made so much sense before.


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Post 4

CrazyOne

"Your roommate shouldn't be your only food." Yes, I think there's some good advice in there somewhere.


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