h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tonight, this journal reaches new shallows. Anyone who was hoping for something witty, thought-provoking, or erudite look away now to avoid disappointment.

I think I might just about have come up with something to wear next weekend:
1) Black sleeveless plunge neck into empire line maxi, black & green brocade underbust corset worn as sash (to make the dress the right length on me), peacock feather high heels.
2) Black and bronze shift dress (needs taking up a couple of inches and possibly retrimming), black tights, shoes to be bought.
3) Damson corset (with dusky rose ribbons), black jeans, black boots.
4) Turquoise handkerchief hem tunic (mini at shortest, mid calf at points) grey pinstripe knee length skirt, navy tights, navy & turquoise lace print shoes
5) Very unseasonal but very me pale green cotton print summer dress with what was a tight bodice and double layered handkerchief skirt (which will need ironing after getting there), pale tights, wedding shoes.
Either way, at least a few hours with henna are going to be needed, plus exfoliation (partly to get rid of any henna stains), a face mask, shaving, and make up. If I reincarnated, I want to be male next time.

[Amy P]

I don't know which one, but they all sound utterly fabulous!