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The wonderful common cold
Shorty Started conversation Sep 28, 1999
I am diseased, unhappy and unwell...I need somewhere with a large supply of tissues and beutiful women to look after me...any offers??? 
The wonderful common cold
Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Oct 7, 1999
You WIMP.
MWUU HUU HUU HAA HAA HAA !!!
I love you guys. Well, not Azza 'cos of that night in the Newport nightclub (Zanzibar's) where he... oh, this is all stuff I can bribe him for on his up and coming election.
I SAID E_L_ECTION !!!
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Shorty Posted Oct 10, 1999
Shawn, you can't bribe me with it if you plaster it all over the scandal forum now can you...and you try telling people your bright, you couldn't outwit a cheese sandwich LOL:-0
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shazzPRME Posted Oct 12, 1999
Awwww......no beautiful lady turned up then........that's so sad 
shazz 
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Shorty Posted Oct 22, 1999
I wouldn't say that...you turned up Shazz...xxxx
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