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Evil Hippy
Rex Monday Started conversation Jul 5, 1999
By evil hippy do you mean Nosmo-King[no-smoking]famous all over the north-west.I have seen him in st helens,on his bike with his bag of cig`s.where else does he go?lets find out.
Evil Hippy
Researcher 51525 Posted Jul 28, 1999
No - By Hippy he means the Maths Teaching Jewelly Salesman on Lord St. I saw him recently stripping in Flava, he's very shy you know. If you meet this son of Satan certain precautions must be taken.
1) Wear a pendant of stewing Garlic Pizza
2) Carry a gun with Silver Bullets - only 5 clean shots at the groin will diminish his sex drive
3) Carry a pair of sharp silver hairdressers scissors, the only true way to end the evil one is to cut his hair
3) DO NOT introduce him to you 11 year old sister
4) DO NOT play loud 200 beat per minute dance music, he will fly wildly out of control
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED
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