h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HAVE DILDO.. WILL TRAVEL.... himoutdoors was working overtime this morning... and it wasn't until he had driven home that he discovered the young lads in work had wedged a large flexible dildo under his roofrack hanging out over the side.... how did he discover this? as he pulled into drive our 9 yr old daughter was in bathroom window, and shouted to him why do you have a plastic willy on your car daddy?

turns out this dildo has been the cause of much merriment in his work place, originally it had testicles but they cut those off and placed them in a foremans lunchbox, where his wife found it that night as she went about her wifely duties of replenishing hubbys lunchbox..

her husband was screaming for blood the next day lol luckily i have a sense of humour and think its hilarious.. he did say he got strange looks on the way home had some explaining to our daughter though...