h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would like your oppinion on cubism.
And the somalian farmers affect on Ethipoian economy.

Cubism is one of the more interesting isms in as far as it is pretty descriptive in the name itself. Actually Cubism is, in my humble opinion, a two-dimensional way to express three dimensions as conforming to an earlier stage of Dadaism or plain Legoism, the latter being quite popular in Denmark. Cubism is also a very funny way to do portraits as people have a hard time arguing against the claim that it IS in fact a portrait, just in a very special style.
As for the Somalian farmers affect on Ethipoian economy, I can only find it regrettable that the already troubled Somali can enrage the Ethipoians in this complex way. I must say that I am impressed of your knowledge as, in fact, the Ethipoians are unknown to most sentient beings in this universe. But as we obviously both know, these little creatures actually do have a vastly superior culture to the humans. Unfortunately, when considering the primary Ethipoi choice of residence, I must admit that the Somali farmers just may cause affect, as they have a nasty tendency to throw manure onto their parliament buildings.
Now, anything else you’d like me to comment on? Or can you tell me what to do when a pink bipedal platypus try to overthrow the local mayor?

I thank you for your almost accurate opinions.
As for your question my best advice would be to e-mail the local mayors former
mistress, ask her oppinion about the Mayors pink underwear.
After waiting three days or more I would fill in the proper forms, in triplicates of course,
send them to the nearest Farawayistan post office and when they come back with a fat
cancelled mark all over them send a diplomat to the norway monark and ask them why my
one of my socks always disappear in the laundry.
If that doesn`t have any affect on the situation at hand the only proper way to deal with it would be to go home sleep for three to four hours pick up a guitar and get the proper antivibration to cause the platypus physical strings , which is probably the smallest buildingstone in the universe, to disintigrate and by doing so totally cause the being to cease it`s existance.

If you have an easier way of dealing with the problem, "probably you do", I would love to hear it!
What is black and white and doesn`t have a stamp on it?

I thank you for your almost accurate opinions.
As for your question I have formulated my answer to what to do: My best advice would be to e-mail the local mayors former
mistress, ask her oppinion about the Mayors pink underwear.
After waiting three days or more I would fill in the proper forms, in triplicates of course,
send them to the nearest Farawayistan post office and when they come back with a fat
cancelled mark all over them send a diplomat to the norway monark and ask them why my
one of my socks always disappear in the laundry.
If that doesn`t have any affect on the situation at hand the only proper way to deal with it would be to go home sleep for three to four hours pick up a guitar and get the proper antivibration to cause the platypus physical strings , which is probably the smallest buildingstone in the universe, to disintigrate and by doing so totally cause the being to cease it`s existance.

If you have an easier way of dealing with the problem, "probably you do", I would love to hear it!
What is black and white and doesn`t have a stamp on it?
But tell me when does a pink bipedal playtpus try to overthrow the mayor?

It was a most interesting and – sadly – very needed answer to the problems regarding the pink bipedal platypus. You say that you would love to hear my ‘easier way of dealing with it’ and that I probably do have one. Naturally not, if I did, I would not post a cry for help, would I now?
As for WHEN a pink bipedal platypus tries to overthrow the mayor…
You see, there IS a pink bipedal platypus hiding in my living room, more precisely behind my videotapes, and he says that the only way I can get rid of him is if he succeeds in overthrowing the mayor. Simple, no? But I am not quite sure if that’s what I want to do quite yet, as I am none to sure of the platypus’ intentions if he becomes mayor. I fear that he would cut back on education and further the public demand on Spam. Not to mention certain arachnids complaining about the threats of Ethiploians migrating to this nation as refugees fleeing Somali farmers.
I don’t know what’s black and white and doesn’t have a stamp on it. But I am very willing to guess:
An old cover of the ‘Chess’ musical CD?
The label of a ‘Black & White’ Scotch whisky?
A black cat that has stepped on freshly painted road lines? (They’re white in Denmark.)
The zebras that keep showing up floating in mid air when I least expect them? (Which I rarely do!)
Irish coffee when made from *very* potent coffee?
You tell me.

Hello

What is black and white and doesn`t have a stamp on it?
Everything? Nothing?
That depends on how you see life.
Since in my oppinion the Universe is endless you could say that an infinite number of things would be black and white and has got a stamp, but if the Universe is infinte you could also say that there are an infinite number of things that aren`t black or white or even have a small stamp.
Are the roadmarks really white in Denmark? Thats amazing. They are white here to! (Sweden)
But since Sween is covered in ice and snow and we have got polar bears on the streets you can`t really tell.
Your nickname is fascinating, I would like to know why you picked that special one?

Hello.

Polar bears are not covering the entire road, not even in Sweden.
As for the nickname, I decided for a long and detailed explanation posted once and for all, so that all you people who ask can get the answers they want. And some they really don't want.
Very soon there will be a new discussion under my personal entry, labelled 'what's in a name', where I try to explain who and what, Kimoto(Cat) Takita is. Okay?
And there are in fact not an infinite number of black and white things with stamps on, as I ate one of them yesterday.
No...
Infinite minus one still leaves infinite...
Wow.
Robbing a bank of infinite holding would hardly be a crime, huh?

Growl

Grrr.

I do not belive that the king, His Majesty King Harald V, must he live forever, has anything to do with your socks.
Well, I just though I should warn you before you did anything really silly, that goes for both of you!

Hello again! I don't quite get the jist of the convo yet.
The road markings are white hear in the UK also but we do have yellow lines that denote certain restrictions, I.E. yellow lines along the left of the road mean there is no parking (a single yellow line means that you might get away with parking on it for a little while whereas a double yellow line means that a warden will be along soon to give you a ticket) also there are yellow grids painted on the road at juntions that mean it is an offence to enter them unless you exit is clear. this is quite a clever restriction in that it stops the idiots on the road driving into the middle of a set of traffic lights when there is a que in front of them, and therefore stopping all the other traffic from moving, (needless to say there are still some drivers who enter the yellow boxes cause they a are just stupid, or maybe they like creating hold ups (not the pretty poly kind))

Things that are Black & White: Pedestrian Crossings. Nuns falling down the srairs, Michael Jackson and one of his hit singles, the page I am typing at the moment that will change to blue & white when posted, The list is endless!!

Well, dont say you havent been warned about the endlessness of the list of black and white objects!

There are, however, a few objects which, in fact, are not black and white.
Their number is, however, finite.

But big...