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Dr Vibenstein's pre-marital piss up
Samuel Pepys Started conversation Jan 28, 2000
Gentlemen welcome!
Dr Vibenstein's pre-marital piss up
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2000
Ah, am I the first to arrive? I trust you have secured the ornaments and alerted the local constabulary, Mr P, as I fear things may turn somewhat rowdy when the other guests arrive...
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The Grim Squeaker Posted Jan 28, 2000
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SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2000
Ah, sorry Grim, didn't notice you there. So I am the second to arrive. *helps self to goblet of claret* Your very good health, sirs.
Dr Vibenstein's pre-marital piss up
Samuel Pepys Posted Jan 28, 2000
Sir your health and that of your intended too!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2000
Thank you very kindly. *drinks heartily*
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Jan 28, 2000
lalalalalalalalalala
have you got any argentinian red...It makes me irristable
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2000
Sounds like you might have had plenty already, OL...
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Opinionated Lurker Posted Jan 28, 2000
its friday!!!!!
now watch me dance to that hot chocolate song....
'dum...dedumdedumde...dum..."
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 28, 2000
Mmm, very nice... now, have you organised any other "entertainment" for this stag do? Eh? Eh? "Entertainment", he asked him knowingly... nudge nudge, wink wink, eh? Eh?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 30, 2000
*staggers in with huge wooden barrel and obligatory traffic cone*
Evening all - I believe that was my cue to enter.
Right - one big barrel of my special Party Juice - guaranteed to leave you wanting more - and a traffic cone to save time later.
With regards to your entertainment, EV old bean, running into a few slight delays on that front.....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2000
Never mind, Zeb, early days. *takes traffic cone and puts it on head* Does it fit?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 30, 2000
A picture of insobriety, no less. But it could do with a little adjustment...hang on...
*leans forward and jams cone down around EV's eyes*
How's that?
of Juice?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2000
What happened? The lights have gone out.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 30, 2000
That's OK - just drink this and you won't mind at all.
*presses of Juice into EV's hand*
Trust me - it's tasty.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2000
*sips cautiously from *
*splutters*
What is that?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Jan 30, 2000
*visibly taken aback*
No-one's ever spluttered before - did you inhale rather than swallow?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 30, 2000
I did neither. What in the name of all that is good and holy is it?
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- 1: Samuel Pepys (Jan 28, 2000)
- 2: The Grim Squeaker (Jan 28, 2000)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 28, 2000)
- 4: The Grim Squeaker (Jan 28, 2000)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 28, 2000)
- 6: The Grim Squeaker (Jan 28, 2000)
- 7: Samuel Pepys (Jan 28, 2000)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 28, 2000)
- 9: Opinionated Lurker (Jan 28, 2000)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 28, 2000)
- 11: Opinionated Lurker (Jan 28, 2000)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 28, 2000)
- 13: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 15: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 17: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 19: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 30, 2000)
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