h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm getting waaaay tooo serious of late. I want it to change. How to escape the bloody maze?

This isn't me..this unrelenting seriouso.

I'm getting drunk.

Just going to leave this here:

When I'm suffering from being too serious, I just invent some more imaginary friends... hence why, I've the bondage pony in the bathroom (where else could one keep it?), the small ... but getting larger group of dwarves, an ever expanding army of transvestite and transexual chinhillas, and of course the platoons of trained attack badgers and the swamp creatures.... plus the petunias and....

I'm also practising getting way too overexcited about stupid things... like getting a new broom... and a scrubbing brush...

Thanks guys

Unfortunately you got me in an extra seriouso mood today..as I find myself really reacting to the recent riots here..and despair at the nonsense the politicians are waffling.

I really do need to get a bondage pony for my bathroom though.

I am dispairing at the polititions too... Do they really believe this... crap they're spouting... Or are they just trying to convince themselves?...

Definately.... everyone should have a bondage pony in their bathroom

I want a bondage pony

I'll just leave this here as well:


http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/peteroborne/100100708/the-moral-decay-of-our-society-is-as-bad-at-the-top-as-the-bottom/

Good article Mags

Just installed my bondage pony. Its quite frisky and a sort of light brown with a few palish dapples. Gave it some hay earlier.

Just keep it away from the toothpaste.

Its not the toothpaste you need to worry about! My bondage pony was making noises all night last night... kept plodding about in the bathroom.... then wondering down the stairs and back up again... Think it may have been the wind outside, or the rain, disturbing it... I'll take Her out for a walk later (he insists on being called a 'her', since the opperation and hormonal treatment'....

Mine's getting impatient for some full on action..keeps whinnying, in a seductive way. Or rather his? her? not quite sure which mine is, idea of seduction. But I said I like the flirtation aspects of relationships as much as the action. It looked a bit disappointed.

We'll see how things go.

The flirtation, anticipation and all that* bit... is just the best... well... until the full-on action bitsstart...

him/her.... its always hard to tell with bondage ponies really... I should have warned you about that...

Let it have a canter around the garden earlier and it's looking much happier. Even the neighbours commented on it..

Neighbours have a habbit of commenting on bondage ponies... and occasionally reporting them to the authorities...

My neighbours are generally very tolerant and nice; I'd be slightly worried by the Christians currently upstairs..but they probably wouldn't realise what they were seeing if they saw a bondage pony.

Its currently in the kitchen as it happens..I'm starting to give it the run of the house...though its still banned from the bedroom at present.

We're going for full on Lord Alfred Tennyson tonight. The Lady of Shallot.

This meeting of minds is just so nice.

I can't believe I never thought to get one of these ponies before.

I've just bought another one.

two! in the same house! oh my! be careful! Mines currently trying to get back into the bathroom... but I've just scrubbed the floor and won't let her/him in the room for a while until its dried after I mopped the floor post-scrubbing

They've run off and eloped together..

Oh no! I'm sure they'll trott back when its dinner time!