h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey man, you really must be one hoopy frood!


NB : how sad is this?

love the name
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so WHY were you expelled from england or scotland or wherever? (ive got a very short attention span/memory and i wasnt really paying attention when i read your schpeel...)
-saffire
and btw, what is 'NB' ?

I was expelled from England, to Scotland, as at the time I had run away from home to seek my fame/fortune or whatever, and was only 16. By english law, no person under the age of 17 is allowed to live there withough a legal parent or guardian living in the same country. The police discovered that at the time I was squatting in the Iranian Embassy (which had a few years previously been stormed by the SAS and was, therefore, empty), with a bunch of buddies, rather than a legal guardian.

They promptly contacted by Scottish relatives, and sent me on a bus from England to Scotland to be met by an Aunty I had never met before. In order to idintify myself to my Aunty, I was told to wait at the Glasgow (Scotland) bus depot, wearing a tie supplied by the police.

At the time I was into my ripped jeans and denim jacket with long hair (i.e I had long hair, not the jacket) and decided therefore to stand in the middle of the Glasgow Depot, and wave the tie in the air. This tie, by the way was a crappy light blue one with white squares, and the suffering from the most advanced case of kipper shape I have ever know.

NB : from the Latin Nota Bene, meaning note well, is normally used to stress a very important point in a document.

Hope that clears things up for you, if not, keep taking the pills!

NB : Also hope that your attention span can cope with this.

So did your Auntie find you?

Probably about 20 minutes before I would have been beaten up by the population of Glasgow.

Stayed with her for a night before being shipped back to my parents house, and she hasn't spoken ever since. What does this say about Me? I wonder.

hmm...
so did you have a falling out with your parents?
-saffire

Uhm... You made her so happy she's speechless?

no, not at all, When I turned up they just said 'Oh hi, it's you again, how long are you going to be with us this time'.

Believe me, this appearance of nonchalance was far more effective than if I had fallen out.

Flattery of this sort will get you through the door and into the kitchen toot sweet. Or was that sarcasm?

Take your pick.  

Not something you want to say to a dwarf

Hehheh... I'll take my chances... I can run faster.

*scampers around in circles to demonstrate*

now what on earth is going on here?!
-saffire

*blinks innocently*

I have -no- idea what you're talking about!