h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've now started getting the Anatrim spam (on my work computer). Dagesh is right - some of the so-called quotes are hilarious, e.g.

"You know what? Thanks to Anatrim my marriage was saved! My wife was
about to leave the overweight psycho I was turning in. Once my friend
showed me web site and I ordered my pack of Anatrim as soon as it was
possible. The result was splendid, my appetite came to admissible level, I
was often in good spirits, and, be sure, I went some belt holes back. And
you see me, the bed became cool also!"

Somehow I am minded of -

When I cook with Brown and Poulson
All my gravy's rich and wholesome
And there's not a single lump in sight.
Harry used to hate my gravy
Threatened once to join the navy
Brown and Poulson really saved the night.


Douglas

"This is outstanding! Instead of stuffing myself with food and watching TV I became keen on taking exercise. Anatrim made me take a step up. I feel fit as a fiddle now and there are lots of men in my way!"

Linda F., Colorado

"I tried some passive weight burning, but all came in vain. This terrible hunger would just rush in and spoil everything. One day I was told on Anatrim the media by and I was really impressed at the information. I had attempted taking it, and my wife said I had changed for the better since then, 3 months later. 31 pounds off and it’s still far to an end! And you know, I’m a passionate lover again."

Mikkey Fox, Boston

Hello you two !

Well Anatrim certainly doesn't sound very suitable for a single lady so I don't think I'll bother.

Polly! Quite agree - I don't think I'll bother with it either!

I'm getting a lot of Anatrim spams. They are very funny. I don't know where they come from but the English is always very ... whimsical!

Did you know that excessive body kilos kill a plenty of people for every new year? We believe that you hate the unattractive look of people like those and the social prejudice against them. Or, maybe, you can not withstand pressure of ruinous eating habits of yours. If this all sounds familiar, then we got something to propose to you!

Introducing Anatrim, the new product for the elimination of your body’s extra weight. The most astounding thing is that Anatrim improves the quality of your life by making you eat less and giving you better cheer. Note what people write about this product:

"It’s outstanding! Instead of watching TV constantly and always glutting myself with food I became more interested in doing exercise. Anatrim made me take a step up. I’m more fit now and there are lots of men following me with their eyes!"

Maria H., Colorado

"Passive weight reducing was of little result to me. I was very hard for me to hold in my ravenous appetite. Once I was told on Anatrim my very best friend by and I was really effected by the information. I had attempted using it, and my wife said that I'm a different person now, 4 months later. 34 pounds off and I keep losing them! And you know, the bedroom thing is cool, too."

Rikky Martin, New York

Anatrim helps your brain to understand that you don't need that much food. It lifts your mood up, provides you with extra energy, and attacks needless kilos. Especial thanks to its mighty comprehensive formula!!

Since my early childhood I was a bulky boy. You can't even fancy how I abhorred being ridiculed at school. I detested the weight and I detested even myself. After trying this and that I found out about Anatrim. This stuff literally took me out of this fearful nightmare! Lots of thanks to you, guys."

Rikky Martin, San Diego

"Do you know what? My marriage was saved thanks to Anatrim! I fell down into this circle, depression – eating more – more depression. My wife was thinking about the leaving me as I was turning in overweight psycho. One my best friend pointed at your site and I called for my pack of Anatrim right away. The final result was magnficent, my appetite came to admissible level, I was often in good spirits, and, be sure, I tightened my belt with no regrets. And you see, the bed became cool, too!"

Jack