h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's 4.18am and I'm listening to Michael Savage.

This is a war about natural resources, the EU and the US trying to steal the energy out of the ground of the Ukraine.

Michael Savage appears to consider that WW3 is about to kick off.

Lord have mercy on us all. Is this the beginning of the end? Shall I be President of South Africa in a New World which the Father shall create?

Wars and rumours of wars, blood moon, pestilences and earthquakes. It's all kicking off. Yes, ladies and gentlemens, this is the End, this is the End, my friend. Beautiful friend, this is the End, my friendly 7-11 open from 7 until 11. This is the end! This is the End. Or rather, the beginning of the End. It happened while I was sitting in the lounge. Armageddon is here. The Lord Jesus is standing at the door. He is waiting for the full number of the Gentiles to come in. Yes, ladies and gentlemens, it is all kicking off. It is happening. Vases are falling behind the radiator and turning into a planet, ladies and gentlemen. Mr O'Bamamamama has a mass-produced box for a brain. Plug him in and switch him on. President Zero. Chunka-chunka-chunka-chunka. Weeeee! Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. They are going to collapse the dollar and the Federal Reserve is in deep doo-doo. In Russia, they are abandoning the Merikan Dollar and converting it into Far Eastern currencies. The North Korean Pound is strengthening while Mr Ew with his manly stomach eats pies. They drove home to Central Ukraine. Mr Ew eats beagles for elevenses. It's all kicking off. Jesus is coming soon. For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect - if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time. He is near, right at the door. He is at the door. Time is coming to an end. Soon, it will be NOW.

Had a lekker sleep.

You do not understand that most people are mind controlled.

We must take up our crosses because the Cross is how we get through min-hachoshekh ad-ha'or.

Romans 12:8

paraklesis

You can make a tract out of paraklesis and do a study on the word and unpack the word Paraklete. "Comforter" > encourager; advocate... para, "alongside". By my side. The idea of "side" > Adam's side, Jesus' side. Side > bride, help.

Yeish bi choshekh veha'or.

to ariston ekhw amphoterwn twn kosmwn.

Metanoeite, agapetoi mou!

Yeah, the para bit. Well, the side of a man is a sensitive part. And Eve was brought out of Adam's side; and the Church was brought out of Jesus' side. Now, the water that flowed out of Jesus' side, that's the water of the river of the water of life. OK?

Now, I think that a man can choose either to have a wife brought to him out of his side and to stand alongside him. Or he can have the Paraclete, the Holy one, the mighty Holy Spirit, who is called alongside us, to stand by his side. I don't know if you can have both. You see Paul is quite clear. kai ho me gamizwn kreisson poiesei. "And the one who doesn't marry will do even better."

I want only the best that is available to me in Christ Jesus.

But I want the church to do their part in upholding me. Why must I struggle on alone? Tilda was SO WRONG to sack me, in so many different ways; and look at what happened. There was a massive imbalance in the vibes, and the pressure just built up anad up, until there was an explosion, and the fall-out was very unpleasant for Olga. Well, yeah, that's what happens when you... (The Big Lebowski)

What I mean is, let them give me work. If I'm going to have to spend the rest of my life a single man, then let God provide me with work to do, because work is an acceptable substitute for marriage. Let the church be faithful. We've seen the misery that happens when the church (Olga) is unfaithful. Let them give me work to do. And I don't mean university. I've had enough of organised stuff like that. Having been delivered from all that I don't want to go back into it, no thanks. Just give me Bible teaching to do.

Again, I have a time of prayer, a major transaction with God as the old saints used to put it, and again there are people out when I go out shopping, whereas usually there is no-one. I don't know the spirituality of the earth at all, and I'm not particularly interested. Who knows what I'm supposed to do with these people when they appear. Invite them round for tea? I left a packet of parmesan cheese in the 7-11 so I'll go and get that at some stage. The samoosas at the 7-11 are the very best I think I've ever had. The chicken ones are superb, which usually they aren't in a cheap samoosa. If I could be bothered I'd go up and collect my Parmesan and buy up the rest of their samoosas, because they are so very delicious. Perfectly spiced to suit my taste for hot and spicy stuff. My goodness they're nice.

They're SO much better than the ones at the garage, which are plain and nasty by comparison. Yeah I need to go there early in the morningzone and get a whole bunch of them while they're hot, for breakfast.

I have found that I have an understanding of Classical Greek, such that when I sit and try to formulate my thoughts in that language, it happens that I make words up, that I subsequently discover actually to exist. So that today I needed a word to denote a particular kind of relation, and I came up with syllegw, which is the verb from which the word syllogism arises! And indeed my usage of syllegw was parallel to the usage of the words in that group, syllogismos etc. This happened before with the word epaletheuousa, epaletheuwn. It happens at other times too. This is good of God to give me this grokkery of Greek. I thank God for it.

At other times my mind is dull like a wet Sunday afternoon.

We are having the most beautiful day I can remember and it is mid winter. It is very strange; we don't appear to have had a winter this year, not much of one. The last two were terrible. This year there has been nothing to inspire me to say, Never again in the Cape. It means that I haven't had a chance to test out Meqom Tefillati to its full capability. I'm trying to find a name for my den. First I thought of "The Phrontistery" which I still think is the best name. Meqom Tefillati is rather long winded and difficult to type. I think The Phrontistery, or To Phrontisterion in Greek, is as good a name as any.

I've made an important choice today. The choice was between being comfortable in my flesh, being held back from growing further into God (as Rigby said), and having "many troubles" in this life, on the one hand, and carrying on as a total devotee to the Lord, on the other. It wasn't difficult to make that choice. I won't have to make it again. The Lord is my God; God is my Lord.

All men will hate you because of me. Your enemies will be members of your own family. Oh dear. Protect me, Lord. Please, Father. Thank you for your salvation. Thank you for long life, Father. Well, you promise to /satisfy/ your children with long life. Amen.

I've got a packet of Parmesan cheese waiting for me at the 7-11. I'd better go and get it tomorrow morning. I wonder what tomorrow's going to be like? Today was spectacularly beautiful weather.

Wonder how Lady M is getting on in KZN.

I'd also better go and get my computer from Chaos.

ani 'omeid bein hachoshekh uvein ha'or. It's a tightrope walk, that's what the lovely girl in Israel showed me. Sharon her name. Relative of Guy's. I'd better get on with my work on Wisdom.