h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Semeron estin he hemera tes pausews twn farmakwn.

Slept well, nice and relaxed for a Sunday afternoon.

I heard on KARN News Radio about a quiet lawnmower.

UK is toppled by child abuse claims. Well it is shaken at the moment but it looks like it's going to go down. Angry workers will lift their upturned faces of the masses from their anger-sheets, and take pikes and firing-irons, and march from the citadels of the North to the soft, oozing comfort-seats of the South-East, and wreak revolt. Are people pretending to be surprised? Don't people know, this is how people gain personal power? Looks like Britain will be devoured from the inside out. There is a black hole in the heart of Britannia, and it will suck Britannia into itself, and she will disappear with a sucking sound and a loud Pop! Blake saw, Blake knew.

I wander'd through each charter'd street,
Near where the charter'd Thames does flow,
And mark in every face I meet
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.