h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The reason I miss the odd day is that when I click on "My Space" to start another day's Journal, the server takes forever to arrive on the page, by which time I've found something else to do. It's been like this since they moved away from the BBC. Say anything about it and you get .

I've been asleep most of the day.

Complacency. How God hates complacency. We're OK, of course. It's the other who's got the "problem". Then God puts the boot on the other foot and all you get is sullen. Sullen. Good word to describe those who thought they had it all worked out, only to be shown, through someone they long since deemed unsuitable, that their manifestation of Christ leaves MUCH to be desired. Of course no-one listens to the one God sends. Mark 12:1-12. Nothing changes.

So what's God going to do? We await his good pleasure.

Lynwen is scared, Helga is half baked, Olga or whatever her name is, just resentful and sullen. God sends his man to scope out the building. They laugh at God's man and point out all his faults. Then God's man, having made his initial survey under attack, turns on his Examinator Tool. Oh dear. Oh dearie dear.

Let's report him! Let's kill him, then we can have his inheritance!

It's a thankless job, you know, working for God. People hate you for it.

Rush is such a comfort. Gosh. I do enjoy listening to him.

I can't cope with today's vibrations.

The keyboard on this machine needs cleaning,

The power in socket on the Lenovo Thinkpad needs replacing.

Now I know where the computer shop is, I can take both machines.

I need to go to Pick 'n' Pay. Saw Yowza the Cook. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. My heart goes out to her. She must be so lonely. Bless her heart. God be with her.

Andrew's wife said she was feeling down and she read one of my pieces and felt better again. I am so happy to hear this. Meantime Andrew says he doesn't want me too close to his family.

WRITE A RADIO PIECE ON OUN IN JOHN in that passage.

Yes, you must write that. It is very good. You must work hard to convey the glorious humour of it. Irony.

Perhaps that's the first piece you must write when you've got your den back.

When I get my den back I'll print out all my pieces for Volume 2 and quality assess them.

I could do as the Rabbi suggests and do an intertextual meditation on the Torah and haftorah portions.

I am getting sick and tired of the publication process of Words. Sick and tired of it.

It had better succeed... I am hoping some publisher will want to take it up. Andrew had better produce a PDF of it getting all the fonts right.

I might have to take in a lodger. Six thousand Rand a month would come in handy.

I have my char, I have my cook; a lodger would be good. But I should have to vet them. They would have to be a Christian. I mean, a proper one. Honest. I have had enough of being taken advantage of.

Yes I spoke with the Rabbi who was interested in my proposed Volume Three.