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17.06.14

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woofti aka groovy gravy

"Do you want to be a hippy, or do you want to be a teacher?" So the voice from someone or other out there, as received by my hair, which are my aerials, feeding signals from the cosmos directly into the brain. Barbers are in the employ of the Government. This explains why bald men are so up tight.

I have ceased and desisted from the usage of metalegal entertainmentalisms, so there should be now no obstacle to my being used as a teacher of the Bible by the local church. If there is, we must look elsewhere for its origin.

I feel dreadful though. I hope the Doc comes up with the goods or I'm well and truly boggred over the next three days.


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