h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: 101:Lord Valkyrie Bell, Tony:006 Stateside In Chicago:101 - A81002783
Author: LordValkyrieBell - U14760763


February 7th 2011 We Are Here. You With Us. Now!!! 
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 "A Faith Based Community Initiative" In Reality.
The Founder Profile Ond Photograph Is Ready.
 The Frontman Conversations Ond Entries Started.
This H2G2. 
My Gauntlet.
Your Reality. 
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I think this is an advertisement, but it is not expressed well enough for me to be sure.

March 2nd 2011

This Is Not An Advertisement. Not At All. I Am A Bright Positive Artistic Theological Persona.

"A Paragon Paramour" Giving To This Forum Of My Own Will. Descriptive Insight Into My Work.

More Of My Research Ond Writing Will Follow. I Suggest You All There On That Side Of The Pond.
You Should Not Expect To Meet Me Ever. Nor Any Of The Company We Keep In The United Kingdom. With MEN NOT GODS Music Group, USA-UK LLC. "A Faithbased Community Initiative."

You Seem Rude. In Shock Ond In Awe Over My Photo's Skin Complexion. Indeed True This Is.

I Am Cherokee. I Am Irish. I Am Mixed. I Am, I Am Told To Accept, BLACK. I Am An American Businessman. A Minority One At That. I Anticipate Better Manners From Here On Out. I Am A Member Of The Musicians Guild. I Will Be In The United Kingdom This Mid March. Handling Financial Business With Barclays Westminster In London, England.

I Shall Not Be Shaking Hands With Any Of You. I Do Not Know Who You Are!!! You Sure Are Rude RACIST Individuals. Making Lite Of Me Personally In My Own Personal Space!!! Make Complexities Into Small Words Ond Sentences. Such As The Ones Thou Art Making Use Of In These Replies. I Will Not Be Bothered. We Will Such Hope That The Editors Are Brighter Still.

Truthfully,

Lord Valkyrie Bell

I don't think you should accuse me of a being a racist, since you don't know me. All I said was that I didn't understand your entry.

I have asked the Editors to remove this from Peer Review, as it is not suitable for this forum.

Note to the author - this is *not* your personal space - but a review forum for Guide Entries. Please do not accuse the volunteers and researchers of racism or rudeness.

Thank you, Lanzababy.

How on earth did you figure Gnomon was being racist?

Mr D

The author actually said this

>>>You Sure Are Rude RACIST Individuals. Making Lite Of Me Personally In My Own Personal Space!!! <<<


so was referring to all of us it seems, not Gnomon in particular.

March 3rd 2011

Gentlemen. Ladies. Whichever. Gents I Am Still Here. Editors, Please Do Not Remove My Post.

I Believe That This Is Indeed Posted To My Personal Space In My Journal. Approve If You Will.

I Offer Appologizes To The Those I Might Have Offended. Yet You Are Still Being A Tad Bit Rude!!!

I Am Quite Worthy Of Being Here. Just As You. Stop Pulling Me Through The Cobblestones Please.

I&#39;m More Of A Haystack Surrounding A Mere Needle Of Negative Points Of View At This Stage.

Really.

Truthfully,

Lord Valkyrie Bell

Lord Valkyrie Bell, you created an Entry and submitted it to Peer Review, which is the place for getting critical comment on entries intended to become part of the "Approved Guide". This was clearly the wrong place for this entry, so we have removed it and put it back to your personal space. You can say anything you like (as long as it is not offensive) in your personal space. You can also put anything you like into Entries you create, but please don&#39;t submit them to Peer Review without reading the Writing Guidelines first.

Nobody has been in any way critical of you, so I don´t think you can accuse anybody of being rude to you. On the other hand, you have accused us of being racist, which is rather rude.