h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i am the lodt one in the vastness of the universe. so 'f u incase find me somewhere, please notify me. i 'll pay you back with all that u ned!!

I know the feeling

mind if I ask who you are and why you have choosen to contact me?

well ..coincidence,.. destiny....or perhaps..mutatition!

there is no cause fopr any thing in theis universe. every thinbg happens because it has to.
and so everything is spontanious!!!!

donkey, monkey, bottle, three, wall, flower, bird, eye, sky

MUTANT DONKEYS AND MONKEYS, IN THE BAR, WITH THREE BOTTLES OF BEER EACH,..

AND IN THE SKY , IN THE LIGHT THE MUTANT FLOWERS SURVEYING THE BIRDS,...IN THE YEAR.....3030

waht a coincidence
,....or ...........

north pole <> south pole

well and in the middle you find me, of course with a great deal of effort, sitting in the middle of the equator.

afterall, i think you are not just a mad man, but also some wiered telepat!!!!

any ways what would you feel if you wake up into another world?

I wake up in a different world every day?

Who knows?

May be you are an experimental subject designed by some alians, to study the relation between time, space, human existance, and reallity!!!

And when you wake up, remember this: there can always be another world to wake in!!!!

no aliens just toast

well the worlds could loop at some point....

and when the worlds meet, you disappear through the loop!

how interseting to see you disappear from the universe????

sorry, nothing personal

not that kind of loop

I'm never part of any universe...... I don't exist

well, now we have come to the point.

I also think like you that I never existed in any universe. But I just couldn't proof it.

Can you?

the universe doesn't make sence, I make sence hence I can't exist in the universe. Since I exist by trivial concluesion the universe doesn't exist. Hence only I exist, hence everything/everybody else is just in my head

So wide a head to get us all,matters, in !!!!!

Well your explanation would just have been right only if we had one universe. But unluckly(don't get much disappointed) we have so many of them! And you are in the head of only another one, which holds so many universes ruled by those like you, and it inturn wraps in another head!

It is not the universe that is infinite, but its home!

other universes lie in the everything else catagory, and falls under the same concluesions drawn before

I would like to meet you on the Doom's Day. There it will be better to discuss on the 'everything else' thing