h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The foliage is so dense in here I have failed to see a single creature as yet! Some pruning might not go amiss

I think the problem is that Kat and Fenchurch have failed to find their home here yet. Maybe we should call John-the-Gardener in to take care of all the pruning......

That's a good idea Then everybody can enjoy the beastiarium ....is there such a word?

So HERE it is!!! Okay. I'll start the creation of my fish, and you're here to see exactly how I do it...today I'll be making a green fish with a mismatched tie. *Gets out slightly altered microwave, goggles, radioactive shield* you might all want to get behind that....*takes a small goldfish from tank, gets small figure resembling Liberace, puts both into microwave and pushes the "Baked Potato" preset...waits....*

........and??,and???.......don't keep us all in suspense! I've been waiting days to see this

*Everyone stands behind the shield in suspense. The fish and Liberace spin slowly...around and around... it's an automatic turntable microwave, you know... and then....*

arghhh!!....yes....go on!!

Gosh, we've been waiting for two days. Is it almost done yet?

Mais certainment! My secateurs are at hand, mon ami.



JTG

Ahhh! Oh no! [Just like Spock when he forgot to put his ugly-proof goggles on... goes mad!]

must... get... behind... the... screen... gasp.

JTG

JTG, you had better go visit the Frink's Drinks med center.....

I'm here, I'm here... calls all the animals of the land to her..and just like that one scene in Snow White little birdies land on kat's arm and bunnies hop up to her feet. "I feel so loved." (could it be that she brought them food? Naaaaah.)

I suggest everyone hurries and gets behind the protective shield before the explosio- err... I mean... glorious event.

*Microwave beeps repeatedly. In digital window, green flashes say "STOP TURN OVER". Fenchurch jumps up from protective shield, flops ambiguous fishlike figure onto its back, presses start and once again jumps back behind protective shield*

....I think that this is going to be good....whatever it is!
shazz

Personally I doubt that this achieved much - which is a shame considering all the potential.
Too much choice is what is killing the Finks Drinks area.

Perhaps........but you found your way here, didn't you? The bar and the karaoke room are still going strong.....And just think, after 8 weeks and counting, this animal is going to be quite impressive once it's finally created

Very true TV
I fear that Fenny has been slightly distracted by her duties as *Virual Mayor of London h2g2*
shazzPR

*Fenny's head pops up from behind protective shield, hair slightly rakish* Sorry, I kinda took a nap. Back to business. *jumps over shield once more, gets out liquid garlic butter spread, pours a bit into a bowl, puts creature into bowl, puts back into microwave* That's to keep it moisturised. *Presses 'start' once again*

*Hmmmmm.....however it turns out, I'm sure it will be tasty.*

Did I say that out loud?

'Fraid so - but I was thinking the same