h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No kareaoke???? what kind of establisment is this???

Woo-hoo, my first visitor since the Clubhouse Grand Opening. Welcome, Kat!

Sorry about the ban on karaoke. My dog made me do it.

But i am just dying to sing "I will survive"

can't you dog make an exception for little ol' me?

Yes, go on, i'm dying to hear it!
(And can i do my own version of Bohemian Rhapsody?)

Hmmmmmm....tell you what, we'll change it to "no karaoke machines on premises." that way you can sing all you want.......

*clearing throat dramatically*

I got all MY life to Live i got all my love to give.... I WILL SURVIVE, I WILL SURVIVE....All right now GO you're not welcome anymore dadadadadaaaada dodedddee da de de dooooo..

now for my next song----is suddenly pushed out of spot light by a crazy munk singing "im just a poor boy nobody loves me"

hey, when I sing, i always start with the most important bit of the song!
*head bangs* drrhhhgg drrggg drrruuhhh drarrgggg gruussgge de drrrghgh frrgle drhhhh
#So you can think you can stop me, and spit in my eye......#

Kareoke? Great!
*ahem* Goodbye sllllleeeeepy jean, Oh what can it mean to a..... daydreeeeaaaam believer and a homecoming queeeennnnn...
*boyles is attacked senselessly from behind*
Ow! Who did that?

No karaoke machine on premises? This, combined with my continuing disbarment from membership of the club will put a severe damper on my activities here.

This also means that my world famous exposition of nude blindfold karaoke singing will now have to be curtailed to a mere demonstration of nude blindfold singing. It just doesn't have the same ring to it, you know...?

You ain't lived 'til you've seen my nude blindfold karaoke version of "Swing low, sweet chariot"...

Ok, whoever let Hypoman in had better admit to it. Non-members must not be allowed in unless they are blindfolded first........

*shazz bursts in*........arghhhhh....a naked man!! *rushes out again*

I have decided to declare it 80s weekend in the kareoke lounge *which we are in right now* after having watched a bit of sixteen candles on tv. I get us started..

The phone rings in the middle of the night my mother says when you gonna live your life right, o mama please wait for the dadadada oh girls they just wanna have fuuuunnn oh girls they just wannna have--girls they wanna, they wanna have fun

or how bought this old favorite from THE BREAKFAST CLUB

Don't you---forget about me--Don't-Don't-Don't--Don't you---forget about me

or maybe

Kharma, kharma, Kharma chameleon ooon. You come and go, you come and gooooo. (in honor of Bob the chameleon)

and lastly

Sweet dreams are made of these, who am i to disagreeee. I've travelled the world and the seven seas, everybodies looking for something...

Now your turn!!!

I spelled karaoke that way on purpose. really.

Ok, my favorite line from "don't you forget about me":

"I said, laaaaaa, la la la la-a, la la la la-a, la la laa la la la la la la."

*Tainted love(whoa-o-o-o-oh) Tainted love...don't touch me please....I cannot stand the way you teeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!*

WWoooooo hooooooo
I found my true niche.
doodle loodle loo deedle leedle lee
you will have to imagine me playing the Last Post on Remembrance Day.
Meanwhile........drum roll please

DRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
RRRRRRRRRooooooooooooooooooooooooLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

do do do de do de do de do do
Thank you thank you

I'm not naked - I'm wearing my blindfold!

Once again I walk in and scream.

But after Madmunk's brutal theft of Bohemian Rhapsody, I feel I must give everyone the karaoke Quint-whammy, which will add up to about the same length of time BR takes alone :

Princes of the Universe (Queen)
Haloween (Dave Matthews Band)
Another Brick in the Wall- Part 3 (Pink Floyd)
The Unforgiven (Metallica)
and to finish it all off,
Kiss (Prince) or Like a Prayer (Madonna). Just for the different genre.

Anyone I've done this a lot actually, mostly in my head or to myself whie making the little chemical stick-and-ball figures dance around before reacting, but it's fun. Try it. Really.