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I'm not wearing any pants
Wonko Started conversation Sep 2, 1999
Today started like any other day. I woke up, I stretched, I
forgot I have an elevated bed and fell on my face. I then proceeded
to the W.C. and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up I realized
I was late for class and ran for the door.
I hopped on my Raleigh and sped off towards campus. I was
going faster than I thought was possible, until I was only about
two blocks from my destination. This was when I realized I wasn't
wearing any pants. I ignored this fact and went to school
in my underpants, nobody noticed.
I'm not wearing any pants
$u$ Posted Sep 2, 1999
Probably just thought you were some superhero who'd forgotten his tights.
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