h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i awoke the vast expressions of explicited urgncy was on the blurd veiw of the alarm clock (I broke the night befor) Then peceded to go feed and tend to the masters of the home, the furry four leged observers, then read zoningly accross, the news of the planet. further more a amusing side note: the humanoid mammals on this planet divided there selfs into small groups, based on ridiculous believes and invisable border-lines, and whenever a true vistor (if one knows there a vistor or not) trys to talk in thier toung of truth and gravy, intentionally the other wines, tell the other squerms away before they implood: naturaly causing an extenstion of pixtil memory capes in one of the 42 dimensions, haunting thought to a grandmother of any species this side of nebula 409cc% l.