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Here's an idea...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4289242.stm

well at least no one was hurt....gotta look on the bright side

*Makes note to NEVER...EVER...mash Woodpigeon's car, or if unavoidable to apologise profusely and buy him a new one - and maybe a as well.

JT

An will do. Ok, two s. Alright 3 s and we're quits. Well if you're going up for another, I'll have one myself.

Talk about milking it!

JT

Anyway, I haven't boshed your car yet.

JT

Well, the passenger side door is there for the taking. The car is a bit asymmetrical at the moment...

Some prat scratched my paintwork today Wonder how they'd like it if we were all that careless every time we opened our car doors.

Just take both doors off. It'll give a cool bashed up stock car look. And be sure to drive it with dungarees on over a bare chest!

What - me or Teuchter? If it's Teuchter that's a bit extreme, isn't it?

I meant you - to address the symmetry problem. Still, you too Teuchter if you want. We might start a craze!

I think I'd get locked up for scaring the horses

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Well, after that link I am not sure you deserve that smiley any more Woodpigeon,

I am so sorry you are not having much luck at the moment, and I know how you feel. It really is sickening that nothing seems sacred any more, and no-one has the manners to own up. I suppose it is partly because we are in the grip of a compensation culture, and if he(she - surely not!!) was drunk at the time that would be another reason not to own up.

At least you and your family were not in it at the time. Sickening about the No Claims more than anything, that really is a blow.

What goes around, comes around so maybe the perpetrator will get his just deserts - though your idea was a bit extreme The consequences of those actions could have been dreadful and revolting. Doesn't bear thinking about even for the miserable that damaged your car.



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