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definition of rudeness and explaing just exactly how I woz rude

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She was rude becoz:

Although never having spoken to me in my life, she rudely called me 'Chicken'

Where are you? I'll cook you a chicken if you like

I'm in the kitchen.

Chicken Korma please

What would you like with your Chicken Korma?
Nan bread and rice?

Do you like dogs?

Peshwari and rice please, and maybe some vegetable curry.

Dogs ! I love them. Do you ?

I do