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Cowboy Horse Rider and seeker of knowledge

Today, 2/28/05. The first day of attack. They came apparently from the basement, and they wouldn't surrender(dang it). The Morning of 2/28/05 a grubby, smelly and some what grubby hand reached ahead of my face. As i soon came to realize this hand was trying twist my neck. As this hand soon realized, my head wasn't moving. I jabbed my elbow into this small creatures chest. He flew back rolled. Rolled. Rolled and hit the wall. A very dull whistle bruoght twenty gnomes up the stairs. Last i remeber after they bobarded me with waffles bombs, the grubby man tried to acces my secret plans on my computer, but he couldn't get to the chair. The whistle went off and three man made a small stair case for him, he got onto the chair and tried to scces the keyboard. Antother problem. He couldn't reach the desk, i do not know how hi fixed this problem because i blanked out.
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