h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey kid im bored to death just want some on to talk to so
how are ya ?

i'm good i just got back from my cruise and now anole thinks i'm stalking him and is trying to kill me and i met someone who had to read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy for a school project and had to memorize much of the first chapter.

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cruise you jammy lil sod where ya go ??

i had to fly down to florida to get on the boat and from there i went to jamaica and grand caymen.

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thats dammn good
so tell me a tad about your self ??

i am 14 i live in denver, colorado. i go to legacy high school where i am a freshman. i have green eyes and mostly my hair is blond but it changes often(naturally). um even more specific....
i bite my nails (but i have stopped mostly so i can scratch people{some people have scars from me})and can never sit in a chair normally. i sit on my feet of cross legged or both(it can be done). i am really skinny and short. i am a gymnast so i am really flexible. i can put my feet behind my head, i can bend in half backwards. i can dislocate my shoulders. i read fantasy books and still watch cartoons.
when should i stop?
my friends are all a lot like me except they don't try in school. my birthday is june 16, i was born in 1990.

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i dont mind but thats more detail then i normaly get from ppl so there anything ya want to know bout me???

well i don't know anything at all about you so tell me everything

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well im a guy im 6ft4 im 16 although i look 20 ish witch is good when i go to pubs and such i drink to much i smoke a little bit i live in the south west of britan i have longish brown hair grey eyes and natural oversion to sunlight and bright lights im slim but fairly muscular my musical tastes are mainly rock and metal but i do like classics a folk and dance im currantly exuasted as i went to a gig last night and well im sure ya know the rest you know

i listen to all music,almost. my mom listens to country which i like, my brother listens to punk rock which i like, but my dad listens to oldies which i hate.

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hmm well that still dont constitute all music over here your likely to get beaten up if you listen to music thats not "cool" or in other words the crap thats on british radio and then when they ask what music you listen to its bloody impossable to explain it to them
so anyway you got a name kiddo???
i am olie

erm...well you know i have many names. i am xanthippi to everyone here, anna to people who i don't want to know my real name, Casey to my friends, but my name is marissa.

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so what sould i call you ?

so anyway what ya been up2 lately

what should you call me? i don't know. i go by the names listed above and many others. like: yougirl and weirdperson. just pick for yourself.
i have been playing golf. i played with some girls from my team and i have discovered that i'm about average. it is snowing here right now, snowday pending. i also had a sleepover at my gym where i practice gymnastics. i tried to stay up all night and almost succeeded until everyone else fell asleep at 6:30 in the morning. then i feel asleep and woke up around 7:30 so i got a whole hour of sleep. we jumped on the trampoline, and tied 2 ropes together and made a swing. i pushed people on the swing since it was impossible to gain height without help and i got people the highest. one girl fell asleep around four am so we dragged her out of her sleeping bag and over to the trench and threw her in. it went like this:
*two tall blue mats are set about a foot and a half away from each other. the mats are nearly eight feet tall. we drag nikki over to the trench. we hold her over top of it and one hand slips off her foot. the rest of the support falls. nikki drops into oblivion and lands on the soft mat at the bottom, uninjured.*

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golf is a good walk ruined
and why you want to stay up all night ok why am i asking that ?? (im a insomniac or how ever the hell ya spell it )

i agree with you about golf, i hate it but i am a kid so i have no choice in the matter. i try to complain but then my parents use guilt. how i loath them.

i wanted to stay up all night because i was with my friends and usually i only get to see them for three hours a week. besides we were in a gym, with trampolines, and a pit full of foam, and bars, and ropes, and beams. we made forts.

apparently i'm going to die sunday,october 28,2046

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sounds more fun then being called at 2 am buy a mate ah the fact you only see your mates 3 hours a week is kinda a downer
aparently im already dead but hey that what ya get for not likeing sunlight and being slightly gothic

i know how you feel; not likeing sunlight and being slightly gothic...i see some of my friends everyday for a few hours at school but the ones i was at the sleepover with go to different schools and we only meet twice a week to practice gymnastics.

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hmm i know what ya mean as i dont see many of my mates that often but that makes being with them better