h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah. I'm utterly horrible. But hey! We all gotta live, so gimme a chance.

toxx

No 'exy. I'm an utterly horrible person. You don't want to know me. But hey, you seemed to be quite nasty too!

Yes we evil folks must stay together and spread evil throughout the world.

Have you ever been in the boardroom of evil, plotting, and general mayhem. It is funny. and evil. Or as they call it E-vil.

Or even E-ville.



Nah, but I've been in the bedroom of evil. Not plotting though.

If 'evil' is good, then is it still evil?

toxx

hmm. Very retorical. If evil is good, is it evil? Well how would it be good? Indirectly? Like burning down an orphanage and having the orphans be happy for heat? Well I would say that is evil.

Nah. Just suppose we all enjoy doing something evil. It's philosophical, not rhetorical I think.

If we were to roast and eat the orphan, and we were starving, would that be evil?

Roast and eat each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-umm....nooooo...i'm not the bad guy who never wins...of course not...

I'll eat you. And that would be considered evil by parties who are not participating in our canibalism binge. But it wouldn't be evil to us. Haha. I found the answer. evil is not evil to everyone. Does that make sense?

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout."

Source:

http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modest.html

I consider that evil, but i've never been in the situation to have to feast on children. OK so i care about someone i've never met, and never will meet. But i want to have children, eventhough my friends think i'm crazy. it's just like having a mini-me. And you can teach them to hate the things you hate.

It wasn't meant to be taken seriously by its readers! It's a famous piece by it's author, who was calling attention to the conditions of the Irish poor.

toxx

I guess you'll know the writer better as the author of "Gulliver's Travels": Jonathan Swift.

So you mean that he didn't actually eat children? Aww. NOW i'm depressed that the world isn't as evil as i previously thought.

hughostfiddlercrobsterpus (aka hugo) is what you were going to name your son,right?

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i'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you psychotic spoiled little brat!!!!!!!!!
oh,by the way:
hi.i'm ted.

-ted(currently occupying the body of the bad guy who never wins)

joking about killing you,xanthippi.in case anyone was wondering.i'm not a murderer.but you can't say that on the internet,or i won't be allowed to get on h2g2 anymore.sorry about the outbursts,everyone,i'm trying to get them under control,but...the bad guy keeps trying to regain control of this body.i didn't think someone who never wins would have such a powerful soul,but there you go.*sigh*it's so hard to be a demon sometimes...maybe i should posess someone a little less powerful...like that nut with the scyth...yes,xanthippi will be my next target!and with a body as influential as hers,i can take over the world!!!!!!!!!....wait...her body's not influential...oh well,i guess i'll just posess her for the fun of it.

i am only as guilty as the man who watched an innocent child get dragged out to sea and drown,but did nothing to help.no one called HIM a monster...

-ted(currently occupying the body of the bad guy who never wins)

I have no soul so if you wanted to take over my body, you would find yourself completely disoriented. Nothing is where you remember it is from a body with a soul. Memory, needs, etc. All moved around. I'm more influential then you think.